STRINGS.LORE.BUILDINGS.VendingMachine.ENTRY
TO: ALL
FROM: [email protected]
SUBJECT: Unattended Cultures
For the health and safety of your fellow Facility employees, please do not store unlabeled bacterial cultures in the cafeteria fridge.
Similarly, be advised that the cafeteria dishwasher is incapable of handling petri "dishes", despite the nomenclature.
We thank you for your consideration.
-The Gravitas Facility