CRYOTANK SAFETY

IMPORTANT OPERATING INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE CRYOTANK 3000

• Do not leave the contents of the Cryotank 3000 unattended unless an apocalyptic disaster has left you no choice. • Ensure that the Cryotank 3000 has enough battery power to remain active for at least 6000 years. • Do not attempt to defrost the contents of the Cryotank 3000 while it is submerged in molten hot lava. • Use only a qualified Gravitas Cryotank repair facility to repair your Cryotank 3000. Attempting to service the device yourself will void the warranty. • Do not put food in the Cryotank 3000. The Cryotank 3000 is not a refrigerator. • Do not allow children to play in the Cryotank 3000. The Cryotank 3000 is not a toy. • While the Cryotank 3000 is able to withstand a nuclear blast, Gravitas and its subsidiaries are not responsible for what may happen in the resulting nuclear fallout. • Wait at least 5 minutes after being unfrozen from the Cryotank 3000 before operating heavy machinery. • Each Cryotank 3000 is good for only one use.